Cheering Up a Losing Priest

Joe and his priest are playing in a golf match.

Joe's game is perfect that day, and he is giving the priest a thorough drubbing.
The priest can only sigh as he fills in the scorecard from the last hole. Sensing his pastor's unhappiness, Joe says to him, "Cheer up Father... just think, one of these days you will be giving the services at my funeral."

The Priest looked at him and made a poor attempt at a grin while saying, "Yes, that may be true, but it will still be your hole."