A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are golfing, and are stuck behind the slowest foursome in history. They watch the 4 duffers in front of them play, and their ineptitude is unbelievable. Shanks into the woods, worm-burners, slices, hooks, you name it. The course manager comes comes along, and the three men start to complain to him about the golfers up ahead.

The manager explains, "Those are four blind firemen. They all lost their eyesight while saving people from a fire in our clubhouse last year. We let them play for free whenever they want."

The three golfers now feel a little remorse for mocking the firemen and start to discuss amongst themselves.

"I'm going to go back to my chuch and say a special prayer for those men tonight," remarks the priest.

The doctor responds in turn, "I have a couple opthomologist friends...I'll call them tonight and see if there's anything they can do for them."

The engineer looks out in front of him. "Why can't these guys play at night?"

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