Maybe a Half Hour Late

A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot an even par 72. We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted to play next week.

He said, "Sure, but I might be a half hour late."

The following week he shows up right on on time, and sets up on the first tee this time playing left-handed. Again he shoots a 72.

I asked him if he wanted to play again next week.

He replied, "Sure but I might be a half hour late."

I then asked him, "How come some times you play right-handed and other times, left-handed?"

He said, "When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed and if she is on her right side, then I play right-handed."

"So, what if she is laying flat on her back?"

"That's when I'll be a half hour late!" he replied